Like, the plague.
Epidemics used to be bad diseases that spread and spread and spread and couldn't be stopped.
Well they still are. But there's a new kind of epidemic around.
It's taking over the world.
I'm not quite sure which kind is worse. (I so didn't just say that)
And there are countless other epidemics that have swept the world in recent history:
Segways (I know this is pushing it, but I just really needed a chance to show everyone these pictures)
White girl rappers
Oh, wait, that one hasn't really taken off yet . . . it's next. Mark my words.
P.s. don't worry, the bloggins are back. I won't be such a slacker from now on (maybe, no promises).