I'm not a feminist, I just don't want to make you a sandwich.
I only cuddle with myself.
I'm going to stop procrastinating. Someday . . .
If I was a guy, I would have a fro.
If I tell you I hate you, I probably love you enough to know that you won't believe me.
We had homework?
"We're not goofing off, we're creating musical fusion." - School of Rock
"Be excellent to each other."
"Wyld Stallyns!" - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
"It says in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor."
"And that is a crazy lady."
"Beneath the clothes, we find a man, and beneath the man, we find . . . his . . . nucleus."
- Nacho Libre
"You make my life very jokey." - Dil Bole Hadippa!
"How he mocks us." - The Man Who Knew Too Little
"I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful . . . " - What About Bob?
"Totally bodacious pamphlet viking."
"The awkwardness you can't resist."
"An awkward turtle with one small useless arm."
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?" (note the question mark. It's very important).
"If you go bald, I get first dibs on your hair."
But most of all, this is what you need to know about me: I probably want to be your friend, unless being your friend will cause death and destruction. :)