My parents asked me exactly how I wanted my name to appear on my high school diploma (and I'm not even going to go into the unbelievableosityousness of the fact that I have to worry about that right now), and of course I said a lot of the things like this:
"Oh, I don't really care"
"Well, should I use my whole middle name?"
"What do think?"
"Can we get a puppy?"
"Hm, maybe just the middle initial"
Then I realized. Oh, duh, my rapper name! How could I not think of it before?!
Me: "Hey can I just put my rapper name?"
My parents: "Haha funny joke. No."
I think they just said that because "A-money Glazed Donut G-rated WHAT?!" wouldn't fit on the line.
It would have been marvelous, but oh well.