A Rap About Rain

I was going to make an actual recording of me rapping this, but then I didn't because I decided not to and because I didn't really want to and because I'm too lazy and because that would be pretty embarrassing.
So instead of reading it in your head, rap it for your friends and family. That's the way it's meant to be, friends.

A Rap About Rain

A lotta people get all poetic about rain

But I don't wanna do that, it's all just the same

So I'm gonna tell you 'bout what I think

And how I feel . . . and everything

When the weather's nice and sunny, I think it's boring

I'd rather go outdoors when it's raining, and pouring 

I splash in a puddle, I'm wearin' a slicker

You'd better bring inside all your furniture that's wicker

I'm not talkin' bout a little sprinkle, no -

I'm talkin' bout a downpour that's RATHER . . . TORRENTIAL

Sprinkles are for cupcakes and cookies, ya know?

It's gotta be a FIERCE WIND PRECIPITATION FLOW

Put on your rubber boots and don't bother with the hair

And remember that this life and the weather ain't fair


Basically, that's what goes through my head on a rainy day. But alas, I am still a white girl with limited rap experience. Here's a REAL rap song, one with a beat and a video and professional skills.